Fat people should pay extra for goods and services in the form of taxes and surcharges.
When fat people fly, they should pay more to cover the fuel burden their fat asses cost the rest of us.
The taxes should go to help pay for roads and sidewalks, which fatties of course rarely use unless absolutely necessary, because of the extra wear and tear.
Fat taxes should go to cover their obesee-as-hell health-related problems.
Fat girls in particular should pay a tax which should go in a fund to be used by men in need of psychological counseling after suffering the horror of being subjected to their disgusting appearance and, Allah-forbid it, a come on by a fattie. Ewwwwwwww.
Just think of the benefits to society! Fatties will find their extra poundage difficult to sustain and will (horror!) have to start cutting back at McDonald’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Chik-Fila, Cane’s, Carl’s Jr. (or Hardees), Dominoes, Papa John’s, Long John Silver’s, Taco Bell, Subway, Arby’s, Sonic, Burger King, Gold Star Chili, White Castle, Huddle House, Jack in the Box, Krystal, Dairy Queen, Fatburger (hahahahahaha!), Steak ‘n Shake, Waffle House, and Dunkin’ Donuts (just to name a few.)
Our costs will go down, and theirs will go up. We’ll be able to spend that saved money to do whatever we please, including traveling to lands far off where the women are thin and feminine, where they say things like, “What is hamburger?”, where they ask if there’s anything they can do for us after cooking, cleaning and giving us a ball-draining blowjob. We’ll be free from the fatties!
No more will we be shackled to their fat! They’ll have to, quite literally, pull their own weight.
Allah doesn’t want us to be a slaves to your fat, so get your fat ass off of us!! Let us be free to roam as a healthy and attractive Allah-loving/fearing men!!
Tax the Fat!!