You have a holy duty to your fellow brothers, humanity, and Allah to purge the rotund infidels from our society, for they spread like cancer! There are many vices in the world, like excessive usage of drugs and prostitutes, but those acts in and of themselves do not have a negative effect on anyone else but the partakers, this is not true with being a fat sow!
They will tell you as they ironically shove strips of unclean pig flesh into their porcine mouths, that being fat is a choice, and that it is theirs to make and that they aren’t hurting you, but like all deceivers they lie! Their fat seeps into those around them, infecting them like a virus. Their “vice” is now a burden on not only them, but all those who associate with them! With the devil’s home of McDonalds on every corner, this spread could be exponential!
We wage Jihad, Holy War, for the good of all mankind. We must snuff them out as to not damn our civilization to a gluttonous and cellulite laden downfall! They will connive their way in with false acceptance and while your back is turned they will slit your throat and pour in Doritos and Bud Lite! They are the devil in the disguise, fooling the world that they do not exist, but we are the enlightened ones, and Allah gives us vision, and strength to fight back!
Many will ask why, why do we wage this war. Why do we sacrifice ourselves on the front lines to fight?! We fight for our children, for your children, and all those would come after us. Do not let the infestation spread! Shame the infidels! Purge the infidels! Keep our world beautiful and thin!