Sea Life At The Beach

My brothers!  Allahu Akbar, God be praised!  Today, we have won a victory against the fat satan!  I have found an American man—one named Shawn—who is sick of the ugly, mammoth women in this country!

It happened that Shawn and I were sitting on a beach when suddenly we spotted a beached whale!

Shawn saw the beast, and with the Fear of God he preached to the woman:

“Bitch! You better put on a burqa before we stone your ass!”

 

What a proud day for us, brothers, when Western Men begin to take our side! Allahu Akbar, God be praised!

It is He Who produceth gardens, with trellises and without, and dates, and tilth with produce of all kinds, and olives and pomegranates, similar (in kind) and different (in variety): eat of their fruit in their season, but render the dues that are proper on the day that the harvest is gathered. But waste not by excess: for Allah loveth not the wasters.
( سورة الأنعام , Al-Anaam, Chapter 6, Verse 141).

This entry was posted in Fat Shaming, Rolls Of Fat by Mahboob.

About Mahboob

Mahboob has been fighting the good fight against fat people ever since he moved to an American beach and noticed that the morbidly obese shop at victoria secret and wear skimpy beachwear without shame. He writes under his catholic name (it's like dual citizenship, but with religion) over at The Alpha Persona.

One thought on “Sea Life At The Beach

  1. Certainly a victory. When can we start on lowering the self esteem of Internet rant-writers?

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