My brothers! Allahu Akbar, God be praised! Today, we have won a victory against the fat satan! I have found an American man—one named Shawn—who is sick of the ugly, mammoth women in this country!
It happened that Shawn and I were sitting on a beach when suddenly we spotted a beached whale!
“Bitch! You better put on a burqa before we stone your ass!”
What a proud day for us, brothers, when Western Men begin to take our side! Allahu Akbar, God be praised!
It is He Who produceth gardens, with trellises and without, and dates, and tilth with produce of all kinds, and olives and pomegranates, similar (in kind) and different (in variety): eat of their fruit in their season, but render the dues that are proper on the day that the harvest is gathered. But waste not by excess: for Allah loveth not the wasters.
( سورة الأنعام , Al-Anaam, Chapter 6, Verse 141).