Earlier this year, my brothers began their struggle against the corruption and tyranny of Hosni Mubarak. Faced with punishments of torture and death, their jihad was one of the more successful efforts of the Arab Spring whose progress, although marred with much bloodshed and suffering, continues to this day.
I look back to my brothers as a source of inspiration for the American Winter I will share with my fellow Fat Girl Jihad Warriors, who have decided to protest until everlasting shame falls upon the obese American woman and her international sisters. Men need wives, as many as possible, and these wives must be fit, healthy, and attractive in order to bring more of Allah’s creation forth.
Therefore, I shall risk my reputation, my fortune, and possibly my green card so that America will no longer accept the crushing weight inside of its borders.
That’s why I call out to any man with a healthy libido — TO OCCUPY FAT STREET.
NO LONGER MUST MEN COVER THEIR EYES TO BLOCK OUT THE MONSTROSITY KNOWN AS THE AMERICAN WOMAN — either she must cover herself up in drab or perform strenuous cleaning duties in all of my chicken coops and fed only bread and water until her appearance becomes acceptable.
To accomplish this task, we must fight the infidels at their stronghold:
According to the Lancet, based upon the (utterly bogus) BMI, 68% of Americans are overweight or heavier. That’s more than two thirds! Imagine if all of these people had a new awareness. Imagine if all of these people (and their thin allies) began to see that fat wasn’t bad, that diets don’t work, that discrimination against fat people is wrong, and that people having a diversity of bodies is beautiful. Imagine the healing that could happen for all of us.
Behold, the demon who wrote such infectious nonsense:
If you have trouble fitting the blasphemer on your screen, I understand. Try increasing your resolution to 1600×1400 or more.
woman creature, and the millions like her it, are our God-sworn enemies. Satan’s spawn wish to do nothing but bring harm and misery to the world, so we must make our stand be known:
1. Only fat people are responsible for their fatness.
2. Fat people bring shame to everyone who is associated with them.
3. Improvement begins with the next meal, and workout.
Even though we may only be part of the 32% —
OUR WILL IS STRONG.
ALLAH IS WITH IS.
THE FAT GIRL JIHAD CANNOT BE DEFEATED!