Occupy Fat Street

Earlier this year, my brothers began their struggle against the corruption and tyranny of Hosni Mubarak. Faced with punishments of torture and death, their jihad was one of the more successful efforts of the Arab Spring whose progress, although marred with much bloodshed and suffering, continues to this day.

I look back to my brothers as a source of inspiration for the American Winter I will share with my fellow Fat Girl Jihad Warriors, who have decided to protest until everlasting shame falls upon the obese American woman and her international sisters. Men need wives, as many as possible, and these wives must be fit, healthy, and attractive in order to bring more of Allah’s creation forth.

Therefore, I shall risk my reputation, my fortune, and possibly my green card so that America will no longer accept the crushing weight inside of its borders.

That’s why I call out to any man with a healthy libido — TO OCCUPY FAT STREET.

NO LONGER MUST MEN COVER THEIR EYES TO BLOCK OUT THE MONSTROSITY KNOWN AS THE AMERICAN WOMAN — either she must cover herself up in drab or perform strenuous cleaning duties in all of my chicken coops and fed only bread and water until her appearance becomes acceptable.

To accomplish this task, we must fight the infidels at their stronghold:

According to the Lancet, based upon the (utterly bogus) BMI, 68% of Americans are overweight or heavier. That’s more than two thirds! Imagine if all of these people had a new awareness. Imagine if all of these people (and their thin allies) began to see that fat wasn’t bad, that diets don’t work, that discrimination against fat people is wrong, and that people having a diversity of bodies is beautiful. Imagine the healing that could happen for all of us.

Behold, the demon who wrote such infectious nonsense:

Our enemy is formidable

If you have trouble fitting the blasphemer on your screen, I understand. Try increasing your resolution to 1600×1400 or more.

But this woman creature, and the millions like her it, are our God-sworn enemies. Satan’s spawn wish to do nothing but bring harm and misery to the world, so we must make our stand be known:

1. Only fat people are responsible for their fatness.
2. Fat people bring shame to everyone who is associated with them.
3. Improvement begins with the next meal, and workout.

Even though we may only be part of the 32% —


This entry was posted in Allah, Fat Shaming, Jihad by Moemin.

About Moemin

Moemin, a longtime friend of American Holy Warrior Samseau, is an Egyptian currently living in the fatburbs of Boston. Struggling to adhere to his faith, he wages jihad against the rolling tides of intifata.

7 thoughts on “Occupy Fat Street

  1. Typical feminine logic: Imagine if everyone realize 68% of the population is >=25 BMI (42% pop total being >=30 BMI), then we’ll all be nice because we’re all fucked!

    Golda Poretsky thinks if they finger our asses enough we’ll just bend over and let them fuck it. WELL IM NOT LIKE YOU GOLDA, I DON’T LET STRANGERS FUCK ME IN THE ASS!

  2. How kind of you to post your fap material for your fellow deniers.

    Allah sees into your heart and knows the truth, no matter how desperately you proclaim otherwise. If it were really true that you desired a thin mate, you would not focus your mind so intently on the fat women, or write about them in such detail. I suppose you hope that if enough men insult fat women, their self-esteem might be so utterly broken that one will consent to let you touch her body.

    [S: I will never touch a demon]

    Of course, such desperation probably stems from a man for whom even the homeliest of hookers charges double. If only they made Real Dolls in the size you crave!

    [S: There isn’t enough air in my lungs to blow up the dolls for your size]

  3. Fat people are awful, it’s true. But BMI is stupid. We should be judging based on body fat percentage.

  4. STFU because you’ve no right to call yourself Moses as he was a prophet and you are a sissy boy. BMI is a Jiahdist’s Ultimate weapon and it’s absolutely accurate.


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  7. For one thing, BMI IS utter nonsense. Almost every football player would count as overweight or obese, even with body fat percentages reaching nil. In addition, claiming that fat is always a choice is pure foolishness. Two people can eat the same amount, and one will be a twig while the other inflates like a balloon.

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