Declaration Of Holy War

Today I declare motherfuckin’ jihad on fat American women. Here is an excerpt from our press release:

DECLARATION OF HOLY WAR

AGAINST FAT AMERICAN WOMEN OCCUPYING AMERICA

(EXPEL DISGUSTING FAT FROM THE LAND OF THE FREE)

A MESSAGE FROM MUHAMMAD V, ORIGINALLY FROM A QUIET WASHINGTON DC SUBURB TO HIS MUSLIM BRETHREN ALL OVER THE WORLD, BUT GENERALLY AROUND LARGE CITIES IN THE UNITED STATES WHERE THERE ARE MANY BARS, CLUBS, AND HIPSTER COFFEE SHOPS

It’s definitely on now. This Holy War will not end until the obesity epidemic ends. My brothers will not lay down their insults until American women lose the weight, grow their hair out, and put on a god damn pair of high heels.

Fat American woman: fear God wherever you may dine on Chipotle or TGI Fridays. Our foot soldiers are aware of your weight problem and will shame you into being thin once again. God will only protect you once you get down to a normal BMI as determined by the Centers for Disease Control (CDC). Feel free to just stop eating completely until you get to the desired weight.

P.S. God is great

This entry was posted in Jihad by Muhammad V.

About Muhammad V

Founder of Fat Girl Jihad, Muhammad V is immensely disappointed in American women from time spent living in the Washington DC metropolitan area. In his spare time he entertains infidels over at Roosh V.

22 thoughts on “Declaration Of Holy War

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  2. A sincere question for the prophet Muhammad V, peace be upon him. If we pass from this mortal plane in pursuit of our holy quest, will the 70 virgins in paradise be fat or thin?

  3. Prophet Muhammed V: If I pledge my life to this great cause, can the bounty of women you bless upon me be comprised of a healthy mix of women who have made poor life decisions, but ultimately became better in the sack as a result of their lack of judgment? The virgin deal sounds wonderful in theory, but in practice they just don’t measure up to a woman who’s been around the block a few times. I don’t think my request is too great, especially when you consider the price I will ultimately pay for my faith. I’m more interested trying out all of the things I’ve read on Urban Dictionary than I am in sleeping with a woman over the age of 18, who somehow hasn’t found a man that is willing to have sex with her.

    Allahu saladbar!

  4. I lold sooooooooooooooooooo hard at “allahu ackbar but fat american girl must put down candy bar”

  5. This Jihad doesn’t go far enough. Limiting our holy and righteous war to only American fatties (may they be forever devoid of ice cream) ignores that the unclean pestilence is now global. A Jihad against fat chicks WHEREVER THEY MAY BE FOUND would be more appropriate. Has the holy prophet Muhammad V really limited the Jihad to America? We must study his writings to see if he doesn’t in fact command us to wage Jihad against ALL fat chicks.
    Also, lets establish right now that even talking to a fat chick other than to shame her is haraam. Anyone who believes otherwise is himself haraam and a traitor.

  6. Are you allied with the OWS (Occupy Whores Sluts) movement?

    You have my allegiance, Death to Fat America!

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  8. Roosh, i love you and i agree with almost everything you say. But this is too extreme. I know of many brilliant thinkers who lost their magic because of too much pride, and no one calling them out on it, and they degenerated gradually. This is bullying dude. Picking on the weakest. Go after the mean girls, the brats, the feminists, but not the fat girls. Many of them are actually NICE, as a result of having to rely on their personalities. Im saying this to you as a friend/fan, because i want to see you continue to put forth many insightful pieces for years to come, and not go down this route. I also dont want to be that guy who knows somethings wrong, but doesnt say anything because hes waiting for someone else to say it first. This is too extreme. Stick to the intelligent posts youre a pro at.

  9. This is a great idea brother Muhammad V, but watch out for the fat American chick piloting a Predator drone over your ass. Shit has not been going so well down in Pakistan.

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  11. Will this holy war, not be limited to fat chicks of the muslim faith but onto the fatness of all faiths? Must we limit this holy cause from one demographic but onto all demographics, especially were its the most horrific, The American South.

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