“Make Sure It’s Corpulated”

I swear to Almighty Allah that this woman is the human incarnation of Shaytan (for you infidels, Shaytan is the Muslim Satan).

Only Shaytan can digest that ungodly creation without retching it from its corpulent bowels. If you, American woman, try to replicate her recipe (and I know many of you have because it has 800,000 infidel views and counting), you better believe that God will not so kindly bring it up during the Day of Judgment.

Now let’s purify ourselves with a verse from the Qur’an:

“The male shall have the equal of the portion of two females” (4:11)

There is no way the Prophet could have predicted, with all his infinite wisdom, that one day a single woman would have the girth of two.

15 thoughts on ““Make Sure It’s Corpulated”

  1. More skinny girls + more guys want to sex them = more skinny girls getting sexed better/often = happier girls

    guys with more skinny girls + better sex = happy men

    more skinny girls =+more guys willing give them love and support = happy girls

    happy men +happy girls = happy people and happy society

    LOSE WEIGHT FAT GIRLS. YOU ARE DESTROYING MY COUNTRY.

  2. Even though women in my lands are not fat (Masha’Allah) i support your worthy cause, brothers. May your insults and negs be as sharp as Damascus spears and scimitars!

  3. Look at that Whale scoop the Mayo! Her fucking face lost the form of a human being a long time ago!

    May the Japanese Fishermen give her a quick, painless death before they haul blubbery carcass onto their whaling ship.

  4. She will be processed and rendered. Her flesh will go to feed the infidel slaves, and her fat will go towards solving our present energy crises.

  5. I wouldn´t want to be the infidel slaves…….there is such a thing as toxic fat you know!

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  8. Brother Muhammad, I believe your harshness will only cause woman to not only not put down candy bar, but take up two more. I feel that we must gently but firmly lead woman to put down candy bar and take up stir fry vegetables. Here is an example of a comment to Candy bar eating woman’s blog for your appraisal.

    “Dear Sister, It is not important how fat you are. It is important how healthy you are. How healthy you are is a function of wht you eat. So what do you eat? If you eat nothing but fruits and vegetables, fruit juices, boiled vegetables, almonds, pistachios, cashews, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, brown rice, stir fry vegetables, oatmeal bran, vegetable curry, lean meat, or any food that was available to our caveman ancestors then you are healthy, by the grace of Allah. If inspite of eating only these foods, you are still fat, then peace be with you, may allah smile upon you. However, if you eat lots of candy bars, chips, doritos, beer, M&ms, hersheys bars, chips and Queso, marshmallows, sugar wafers and all manner of satanic foods that have been cursed by Allah in his holy Book the Quran, then you will be unhealthy. So what is it dear sister? what are you eating? If you are already not eating the manna from jannt, please give up the way of the shaytan and the foods of jahannum and come join the believers in Allah, the all merciful and all compassionate, the supreme champion of dietary prudence. Put down the candy bar, take up the stir fry (no rice). May Allah’s smile be upon you”

    Any comments from the Brother General to this footsoldier of Jehad are welcome.

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