We are a group of Muslims living in America who have declared Holy War on fat American women (click here to read our declaration). Initially created by Muhammad V from Washington DC in December of 2011, Fat Girl Jihad has assembled a tribe of concerned Muslims from across America who want nothing more than to marry a thin women (depending on local law, we would prefer four thin wives as allotted to us by the Qur’an).

God willing, this web site will turn the tide against the obesity epidemic and make American women look less like the elephants that Umayyad used in battle and more like human beings.

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