About Muhammad V

Founder of Fat Girl Jihad, Muhammad V is immensely disappointed in American women from time spent living in the Washington DC metropolitan area. In his spare time he entertains infidels over at Roosh V.

Fat Camp

More fat apologizing from the New York Times. They describe how fat people pay $2,000 for a one-week fat fantasy camp so that people think they are trying their damnedest to lose weight. They think it will take just a few days for them to lose poundage, then they go back home and make up for lost time by eating more pizza and potato chips than ever.

The concept of work ethic in America has been lost.

New York Fat Apologist Times

“It has always seemed strange to me,” says Proietto, who is a physician at the University of Melbourne. “These are people who are very motivated to lose weight, who achieve weight loss most of the time without too much trouble and yet, inevitably, gradually, they regain the weight.”

Fascinating! It’s almost as if the fat comes from the ether!

The New York Beta times has produced an article over 5,000 words that is nothing but fat apologist tripe. If the media teaches people that being fat is okay, how can we ever shame them into losing weight?

How To Prevent Fat Rape

We have some reader mail from a Muslim:

I have a most pressing question for the Great Prophet:

I was studying at the library earlier today. I had to go outside to make a quick call, so I asked the person sitting next to me, without looking, if they can watch my laptop for me.


To my horror, the person next to me was this ugly women a fatter than a cape buffalo, covered in acne, with a disgusting, blubbery face. When I realized this, I had already asked, so I went to make the call and just hoped she didn’t try to eat my computer.


When I got back, I studiously avoided eye-contact with the beast,focusing on my laptop and pretended to be very busy. Unfortunately, not 5 minutes after I got back, it waddled over and said, in the worst deep fat-women voice imaginable, that she’s going to get coffee across the street and if I wanted anything. Holy shit, what have I done to deserve this, I thought, as I blurted out “no” and hoped the nightmare would go away.


Alas, it was not to be, as the fat women (despite my obvious disgust at her question) dropped her tote bag in the empty seat next to mine and asked me if I can watch her stuff until she comes back. As I realized that she was going to try to sit next to me, I was in full panic mode. I slammed the lid of my laptop shut, yelled that I have to leave right now, and flew out the door.


I was more-or-less running away from the library, and I felt more unclean than I had ever been in my life. Honestly, and I am not exaggerating, the entire experience is as if been raped by this monstrous excuse for a human being.

Even worse, for a while I wondered what was wrong with me that made the troll think she has a shot (although I banged this tight sophomore later that night, so it’s all good.)


How do I prevent this from ever happening again? If, despite my best efforts, this does happens again, how can I optimally express the full extent of my disgust without getting fat raped?

I shed many tears to Gabriel the Angel while reading your email. If the Prophet was alive today he would have included a verse in the Qur’an that goes something like this: “Do not interact with fat people at all unless you are exchanging goods or services.” Even in that case, I wonder how prudent it would be for the Muslim breathen to frequent shops or companies that regularly hire fat people.

My brother, you made a grave mistake when asking her to watch your property. It would have been better for it to be stolen than have that beast think she has a chance of making intercourse with you! Lesson learned for all eternity.

Fatties Are Destroying Society

The following is a guest post from brother Qutb.

If you counted up the amount of damage that fat women have done to society in economic, medical, social problems (not just dating) and opportunity costs then it would be much greater than the most recent American crusade in Iraq. Much greater than a trillion dollars since 2003. The amount spent each year is progressively getting larger.

The truth is fat women have caused more damage to the United States than banksters and Muslims combined. No other entity could inflict so many opportunity costs as fat women have.

While these statistics account for both genders, women hold much more blame than men. A man can be somewhat over his BMI and still be relatively healthy, strong and socially productive. But when women are over BMI it is nearly always fat they are carrying, not muscle mass.
The medical costs were estimated to be as high as $117.2 billion, and that was in 2000. The fat lobby prevents further estimations to be made. A more recent estimate says it’s $147 billion a year, which is 9 percent of all medical spending. Everyone wants to blame the infidel insurance companies for rising health care but a lot of that blame should go on the fatties, the biggest public burden on American citizens.
While the nuclear family and competitive capitalism has increased the cost of childbirth making it less attractive for the middle class, it also true that fat women lose their fertility much faster than normal ones. Their children also suffer more complications than normal weight women, further increasing the expense and depriving society of valuable human capital:

“Consuming a diet high in fat causes damage to eggs stored in female ovaries. As a result, when fertilised these eggs are not able to undergo normal, healthy development into embryos,” Ms Minge says. Source

Obesity is a known risk factor for ovulation problems, but it also contributes to infertility in women who ovulate normally, new research shows Women in the study who were severely obese were 43% less likely to achieve pregnancy than normal-weight women or women who were considered overweight but not obese during the yearlong study. Source

Studies indicate obesity doubles a woman’s chances of having a baby with neural tube defects, and even adequate folic acid intake does not fully protect against the increase in risk. Compared with normal-weight women, obese women have a greater risk of developing complications during pregnancy. Their babies are also more likely to be admitted to neonatal intensive care units. In a report published today, the public affairs committee of the Teratology Society officially declared obesity a pregnancy risk factor, adding that women should be told about the risk in the same way that they are warned about the dangers of smoking and drinking alcohol during pregnancy. The Teratology Society studies the causes and processes of birth defects to improve diagnosis and prevention. Source

There is no benefit to being fat, at all. Whenever a infatdel says otherwise, please tell them what you have learned from brother Qutb today.
Allahu akbar.  

Fat Woman Says “Men Prefer Fat Women”

The hamster is strong in this one:

The most feminine attributes, softness and sweetness, are not found in hard-toned bodies. Women who have single digit body-fat percentage are not nurturing by nature. They are tautly disciplined and their first response is “No!”

Do you see why women must be shamed into thinness? Without the shame, they actually think Islamic men prefer fatties.

When you try to fuck the fatties at last call, it just reinforces the fact that they don’t need to lose weight. The sad truth is that fatties in America have higher self-esteem than beautiful girls in third world countries. With Allah’s help, we will destroy their self-esteem to the rock bottom level that is belongs.

Why Fat Acceptance Will Ultimately Fail

Besides the fact that God doesn’t have enough food in heaven to feed the infatdels, fat acceptance will fail because those who aren’t fat will never find fat women to be attractive. In other words, it goes against the very principle of evolution (which I must say I’m not allowed to believe because of my Muslim status).

Only if everyone is fat will it be accepted, but there is the biological impossibility for many human beings to stuff their pie hole beyond normal satedness. I’m sure you’ve heard of infidels that say, “I can’t gain weight even if I try.” Therefore there will always be a basal level of skinny people who find having 50 extra pounds of fat engulfing their body and stinking up their pores to be more reprehensible than stepping inside a Christian church (except in the case of tourism). I rather succumb to the wickedness of Shaytan than accept fat people!

Look at what the infidel media published recently: Is the fat acceptance movement bad for our health?

Now I’m not a scientist, and don’t believe much in the way of science besides what was already discovered around 622 C.E., but Holy Shit is this a rhetorical question? Fat propaganda aside, fat acceptance will fail because fat is:

  • Unhealthy
  • Ugly
  • Smelly
  • A huge burden on public health
  • Expensive
  • Disgusting
  • Anti-Islam (read the Qur’an)
  • Make difficult to have sex without having to know physics in order to move woman around safely in bed

I close with a passage from the Holy Book:

“The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night, and he had nine wives.” Bukhari (62:6)

I’ll bet you 100 Saudi riyals that they were all thin. Thank Allah that the Prophet does not have to witness the condition that the female race is in today.

“Make Sure It’s Corpulated”

I swear to Almighty Allah that this woman is the human incarnation of Shaytan (for you infidels, Shaytan is the Muslim Satan).

Only Shaytan can digest that ungodly creation without retching it from its corpulent bowels. If you, American woman, try to replicate her recipe (and I know many of you have because it has 800,000 infidel views and counting), you better believe that God will not so kindly bring it up during the Day of Judgment.

Now let’s purify ourselves with a verse from the Qur’an:

“The male shall have the equal of the portion of two females” (4:11)

There is no way the Prophet could have predicted, with all his infinite wisdom, that one day a single woman would have the girth of two.