Fatness and Self-Loathing

The question I ask:

Why do people let themselves become fat?

Is it laziness? Apathy towards others? A brain disorder? Possessed by demons?
I’m not sure, but when I think of the times I’ve tried to convince infatfidels of losing weight I’ve noticed a pattern.

No matter how many times I would cite the advantages of regular exercise and losing weight –

Increased attractiveness to the opposite sex
Fewer health ailments, thereby saving hundreds of thousands in the long run
More energy
Stress relief

Fatties always would deliver excuses as to why they cannot change their diet or go to the gym.

“I get laid.” or “Guys still date me.”
“My health insurance comes with the job.” or “My health is fine.”
“The gym is too tiring.” or “I don’t have the time.”
“I’m not stressed at all.” or “Not accepting my weight is stressful!”

I’ve reached the following conclusion: Fat people must not like something about themselves. Their objections to losing weight are a denial of reality. The only reason people would deny, with total conviction, something easily demonstrable as the benefits of a healthy weight is to protect their self-esteem.

What are they protecting their self-esteem from?

Instead of facing the truth about their destructive lifestyle habits, infatfidels deny-rationalize away their fatness, much like a drug addict. And, like the addict, they avoid confronting how little they value themselves by focusing on the pleasure of eating food.

Therefore, the fatter a person is, the more they hate themselves. The cycle of self-destruction is ignore who they are or what they’ve become, so fatness is the addiction that helps one forget about being fat.

So I propose a different solution to pleasing Allah, and removing fat from America. In addition to fatness being shamed publicly, fatties should be consulted on an individual level in a way to boost their self-esteem into losing more weight.

That’s right.  There must be some kind of niceness to our jihad.  We must use encouragement-shaming.

For example, when talking to a friend, family, or, god forbid, lover, about their fat problem, encourage them to lose weight while condescending them:

“You deserve a better life.”
“There’s no reason to treat yourself like that.”
“You should feel happy with yourself.”
“Don’t let others think less of you.”

Notice the fatty is made more depressed about his/her condition while given the opportunity to redeem themselves by losing weight.  Encouragement-shaming is a devious psychological manipulation that works to make a person feel as if they could be superior provided they make sufficient changes to their behavior.

I’m convinced that public shaming combined with private encouragement-shaming would encourage millions of fatties everywhere to make changes to their lifestyle.

But until then, fat people will continue to hate themselves.

Fat Camp

More fat apologizing from the New York Times. They describe how fat people pay $2,000 for a one-week fat fantasy camp so that people think they are trying their damnedest to lose weight. They think it will take just a few days for them to lose poundage, then they go back home and make up for lost time by eating more pizza and potato chips than ever.

The concept of work ethic in America has been lost.

War on FAT

From the Free Dictionary:

  1. Synonyms: fat, obese, corpulent, fleshy, portly, stout, pudgy, rotund, plump1, chubby
  2. Fat implies excessive weight and generally has negative connotations: was getting fat and decided to exercise.

So now that we have an adequate definition to work with, let’s start by looking at the negative connotations and why they’re warranted.

First of all, no matter how cute you think your face is, if you’re fat, you’re not cute. Fat and cute are mutually exclusive. If you’re fat, and a guy thinks that you’re cute, he thinks you’re cute in the same way that he thinks a baby piglet is cute. He doesn’t want to date, fuck or marry the piglet. Unless he’s really drunk, in a bad dry spell, there are NO other women available, or he has issues. Or all of the above. In other words, if you’re fat, obese, corpulent, fleshy, portly, stout, pudgy, rotund, plump, or chubby, you’re unattractive.

Secondly, if you’re fat, you’re not healthy, probably aren’t very flexible, and are a pain in the ass to have sex with, or do much else with for that matter. If a guy has to search for your vagina to have sex with you, you’re fat. If a guy is willing to search for your vagina in order to have sex with you, he’s got issues. If he’s willing to be crushed by you while you get atop him to ride with you, he’s got issues.

Thirdly, if you’re fat, it says a lot about the kind of person you are, in a negative way. Sure, your parents and family might be willing to look past the extra folds, the constant eating of nothing but Micky D’s, the extra large muffin top and bottom, but no self-respecting man can do this. If you don’t give a shit about your health and how you look, it means you’re not worthy of the time and respect of a real man. Deep down, this is how you feel, so this is how you treat yourself. You have no one but yourself to blame for this. No one is going to lose the weight for you. If you’re unwilling to put forth any effort to get in shape and watch what you eat, there’s something wrong with you. I won’t proclaim to know what is wrong with you specifically, but there’s something wrong. Trust me. Stop rationalizing and pretending that fat is in or that it’s okay to be obese. It’s not. When they have to get a piano box to bury you, it’s not okay. When you can’t fit into a standard airplane seat, it’s not okay. And it’s not attractive. Not at all. Never.

If you’re fat, what is it about you that makes you think you’re so special that you needn’t put in the extra effort to lose weight? Most of your reasons excuses for not getting in shape are just you telling yourself that you’re okay the way you are. You’re not. Being fat only makes you feel worse about yourself. You eat more, you feel sorry for yourself, then you feel bad, then you eat more. Repeat. Repeat. And yet somehow in there, you’re deluding yourself into thinking that this is okay? That you’re special somehow. It’s messed up. If you’d realize that you are not a special snowflake and that you really need to put in some effort to get in shape, you’d be better off.

And here’s a secret: If you’d get off your ass and exercise, watch what you eat and take a little bit of pride in your health, appearance, and body, you’d not only be happier, more men will take an interest in you. Or women, if that’s your thing.

Remember, if he’s really into you, and you’re fat, there’s something wrong with him. Even if he’s fat himself. Especially then.

Praise Allah and death to fatness.

A Message From Allah

What, praise be to Allah, brought on this porcine plague, this ever present bovine bestiality,  this acceptance of huge folds of fatty flesh, where rotundity is now the new normal, where finding a fold is all a warrior brother can expect out of an infidel  woman. How brothers, did we get here to this point where we are on the verge of our goal of conquering the American infidel to only be left with whale like women to make our polygamous wives?

Personally for me and with Allah’s guidance, I feel the Jihad to take over this country is going to have to wait for a while. We can’t as fanatic Muslim brothers take this country over and be left with the fat-ass women that these stupid Americans have allowed to grow fat beyond any boundaries of attractiveness. So, the course of our Jihad has to change for a while. Now we have to have a singular intifada to make sure that when we take over this country, there are no fat girls left. Allah commands that his holy warriors either have sex and sons with slender girls or become martyrs, where his goodness will reward them with 72 virgins. Thing is, Allah never tells us what these virgins will look like.

They have to look a lot better than what Haid D’Salaami is seeing here in America…Allah is Akbar, he will provide for his faithful warriors in the afterlife. And he told me personally in a vision what they will look like…

I wasn’t always the pious, fanatical Muslim warrior you see before you today. I was much like the majority of these spineless, soulless American men we see surrounding us. I took the same track that the godless infidel I used to be was expected to take. Good job, married, the white picket fence and a dog. But something happened shortly after I married what at the time was a lovely, slender young girl. Bodily expansion of my young wife started occurring almost immediately. I could see it happening daily, it was like she hooked up an air hose and added a few litres of air every day. Except this wasn’t air, it was increasing volumes of fat. A few years and eighty pounds later, I couldn’t stand anymore; I knew I had to get out and so I did. Even in my soulless, godless infidel state, I just couldn’t be seen with a fattie. Single life afterwards wasn’t much better, I was surrounded by land whales and if I did happen to cross paths with a slender girl, she was beset upon by doughy males like a young boy in a Pashtun village…

Then my world changed…I went to Europe…

Now your average European woman isn’t much different than your average American woman…except for the Muslim women. Europe has a sizeable Turkish population and the average one is slender and attractive. I know, I know they wear headscarves and voluminous robe type dresses for the most part, but believe me, those girls were HOT. Plus, they were deferential to their spouses, sweet natured and obviously took care of themselves.

After a month there, I started visiting mosques. During prayers one morning, I had an epiphany. It was like Allah himself visited my spirit and gave me a purpose. “Go back to the United States and tell your brothers that this fat epidemic must be eliminated. I have plans for that country and I will not tolerate an entire country populated with fat women. My warriors must be rewarded, and even though I am the great and merciful Allah, my eyes burn with the abomination that is the fat American woman.”

After an entire life filled with fat acceptance indoctrination, this message from Allah set my spirit to burning. The Jihad had to be waged until the porcine plague was eliminated or I was martyred in the holy endeavor…

As Allah is Akbar, as soon as I returned to the states, I found this site. A site with fellow warriors, all with a singular purpose, eradicate the fattie as the normal in this country or be martyred trying. So, what can we do? Actually a lot, number one, never ever be seen with one, number two, shame any woman that you know that has a bovine body shape and three, make fun of any woman that has excess corpulence during your daily business. And never, never, never date or have sex with one. That only tells the rest of the herd that it is possible to be fat as hell and still get laid.

There’s a very good command from Allah for that last reason. Remember I wrote earlier that Allah told me what our virgins would look like if we in our holy mission were martyred?  In the message that Allah sent me those many months ago during morning prayers, in his infinite wisdom, he told me “If you are martyred, your virgins will look a lot like the last woman you fucked”.

Allah is Akbar; take that warning very seriously…

How To Teach Women That FAT Is Not Acceptable

I was at a Moroccan restaurant last week and they had dancers from a belly dancing school performing. Some of the women were 300 [email protected]!  It appeared that the families and friends of the dancers were dining, so the restuarant was making money. I won’t scare you with the details; I had to stare at my plate until I could get out of there.

After seeing that I decided I had to do something!

Its great to slander fat women; they make me sick, and I can’t stand to look at them. They are so common now and they are encouraged and empowered to assert themselves in public.  We have to stop this cultural change to Fat acceptance.

We need to think of ways to discourage fat acceptance. We need to not just insult them, but also persuade them if possible. Lets turn the tide on the fatties.  It may be a losing battle, but we have to do something.

I’m starting with my own social media. I’m using the following gentle but effective warning in my online profiles.  Its gentle so they will read it and think about it instead of becoming immediately defensive.  It also does a fair job of getting them to self select instead of wasting my time. I don’t care if I lose some who are “offended” at my discrimination. In fact I find that the slender ones like that I am so up front and that I have clear standards.

“I say this in the nicest way: please do not contact me if you are overweight.  You need to look good in a bathing suit. If we are compatible, we will spend some active time together, including swimming at beautiful tropical beaches :_) I’m not seeking a twig figure; proportionate curves are beautiful!”

I urge everyone to add something similar to all your profiles!

Food Network Wins Victory For Allah

Since moving to America to find my missing brother, I have become a fan of the food television network.  Studying it has allowed me to blend into American culture undetected, as well as learn more about the enemies of Allah: Fat American women.  One show, in particular, is my favorite.  The show “Chopped”.

The show is hosted by the least gay Queer Eye guy, and features a judges panel composed of A Mexican, a Feminist Bitch, and Marc Murphy.  Every week, four contestants compete in three, high speed rounds to create the best dish from random, surprise ingredients.  Each round, one person is eliminated, leaving the winner to collect ten thousand worthless American dollars – though I would prefer camels.  Many, many camels.

This brings me, my dearest brothers, to this contestant:

Laura Simpson Chef

I thought cows had black spots as well?

Her name is Laura Simpson, and I know what you are thinking, my brothers!  Is she related to Jessica Simpson?  Unfortunately, no.  She ate Jessica Simpson and then took her last name as a trophy.

Laura Simpson Chef

Chef Simpson is seen here attempting to prep her ingredients without eating them all

Chef Simpson came onto the show Chopped with a lot of, how do you say, “fattitude”.  She claimed that,

These other contestants see a cute, young, bubbly girl and they think, ‘aww, she wont be a threat’.  Well I got news for you!  I’m going to win this thing!


Trust me, Laura – none of them were thinking that you were cute or bubbly.  They were thinking, “Dear God, if my daughter ends up like that big blubber ball I’ll have to behead her for shaming my family as Allah commands, may his name be praised!”

Naturally, Laura cooked goose-fat potatoes and an extremely sugary, candy and ice cream filled dessert.  I was surprised that she didn’t add bacon grease to each course – you know how these fat infidels love the unholy swine juice.

Chef Simpson made it all the way to round three of the competition, bringing the final round down to her or a young American man who kept himself in good shape.  I am convinced, as Allah Lives, that the only reason she made it so far is because The Feminist judge pleaded her case constantly – always siding with her.

Fortunately for us all, Allah intervened and a great victory in Jihad was won on the Food Network that day!  For as surely as Allah is God and Muhammad is his prophet, the young American chef prayed and said,

  If she wins this competition I’ll throttle her about the neck with my own hands!

Allah is merciful and great, and heard this man’s prayers.  In the final round, the fat, blubbery excuse for a woman was shamed and told that the food she has dedicated her life to eating, cooking, eating, serving, and mostly eating had let her down and would not be good enough to win her this contest!

Despite cries and protest from the feminist and fat, ugly tears from the beluga whale, a young American man won $10,000!

This is a great day for our cause, brothers!  It is a day when a fat woman has been shamed in the eyes of the world!

Allahu Akbar!

The Glory That Awaits!

Many brothers have willingly heard the call to arms and have now dedicated themselves to this most holiest of wars, but they are still men, and there are many who still remain untouched by the light of Allah, who need to be shown what it is we fight for. They must see that there is hope, because for to long now they have been blinded by rolls of cellulite and flab.

This is but a fraction of the glory that awaits us, and all men, should be succeed in purging the Fat Satan and cleansing our world! Stare deeply my friends. Remember! Remember what a REAL woman looks like! Remember that REAL women are not adorned with short hair, sweatpants, and wide bodies as you would be fooled into thinking! Remember that there is a female form other then a the corpulent masses that besiege our eyes every day.

Peace be with you.

Have A Miserable Christmas, InFATdels!

Being a devout Muslim, I do not celebrate heathen holidays like Christmas. Nonetheless, as a man of good taste, I enjoy music from all corners of the globe… except when fat girls are singing:


A heffalump lies in on a tacky couch like a cow on the slaughterhouse conveyor belt, wobbling her stomach rolls as if she were a stripper working the pole. God strike me down now. Her singing talent is perfectly matched to her physical fitness — she’s off-key, can’t stay in time, and can’t carry a tune to save her inFATdel life.

Remembering my holy duty, I left this comment on the video under the handle “Betawulf”:

LMAO at this oinker, let’s play Spot the Cliches:

Endless stomach rolls
Cellulite-ridden thighs
Pasty skin
Shapeless face
Thin lips
Dorky glasses
Unwarranted self-importance
Horrible off-key singing

All you’re missing is a plate of donuts to snack on.

As of this writing, she has yet to approve my truthful words. Her fat girl ego must be crushed. This is a perfect opportunity, my brothers — swarm BBW Little Lin’s video and downvote her into oblivion. Bring God’s wrath upon the blasphemers!

Fat Woman Says “Men Prefer Fat Women”

The hamster is strong in this one:

The most feminine attributes, softness and sweetness, are not found in hard-toned bodies. Women who have single digit body-fat percentage are not nurturing by nature. They are tautly disciplined and their first response is “No!”

Do you see why women must be shamed into thinness? Without the shame, they actually think Islamic men prefer fatties.

When you try to fuck the fatties at last call, it just reinforces the fact that they don’t need to lose weight. The sad truth is that fatties in America have higher self-esteem than beautiful girls in third world countries. With Allah’s help, we will destroy their self-esteem to the rock bottom level that is belongs.